Better out than in

Forty one years ago you became a mother. You looked upon that baby so cute and fat and thought.. "Hey I can do better than that" And that you did, just a few years later Had a girl, so sweet and so kind, She gave joy and rest to your troubled mind. That "other" kid.. oh what a pill! He kinda gives you a headache still! But No worries from her you ever had And after having to deal with that first one, boy were you glad Calm, polite, drama-free She was a pillar of the community No headaches here , no sleepless nights Always happy, no fuss, no fights So on this very special Mother's Day, From the bottom of my heart, I wanted to say... You're Welcome I LOVE YOU MOM!!!!

Long long ago (last Friday) in the magical land of Patrick Henry high school, there was a girl (we'll call her Podge), and her iPhone (pronounced Aye-PaHoneAaa) Podge and iPhone went everywhere together, they were inseparable. It was like iPhone was physical attached to Podge. Podge loved iPhone sooooo much and iPhone loved her. and so it went.... Until one day Podge was at track and called her mom (we'll call her Princess Amazing), Podge was sobbing, iPhone had been STOLEN!!!! ( dundahdun) Princess Amazing felt horrible, and even though she was out having amazing 9$ steak with her dear friends "Fun" and "Fabulous" ... she left her friends and rushed home to console Podge. First they pinged the phone's current location, which was hunted out by another friend "Hutch". Hutch found that the address didn't exist. ( Thanks Sprint) Princess Amazing was perplexed, everywhere iPhone was pinged was right around PHHS. Perhaps Podge had left iPhone o...