Saturday, April 20, 2013

Say what?!

If you hang out in my house for any length of time, don't be alarmed if you hear any of the following...


On a side note, I just don't like people.

That picture is in Spanish.

I was thinking wrong generationally.

I don't date people, I hate people!

There was a bird in the back yard, it was like a finch, and I was gonna catch it and name it Frank... But it flew away.

I don't like loud people
-- You're loud---
I'm awesome though, I don't like non awesome loud people.

He's talking on an iPhone!!! He's a fake hobo!!! He's a fauxbo!!!

Well it's the best YOU'VE ever made it.

Who knew magic sounded so bad!

Wanna see me roll my stomach?

We didn't have any bread or peanut butter, so I made my sandwich with pound cake and frosting.

You realize, I was actually helping you by pooping with the door open...

You'll miss me when I move out in 2-8 years....

It's got Tom Stupid Cruise in it..
--"oh is that his middle name?"--

I'm on the afrin 12 step program

I want to smoke cigars, just enough to get a smooth raspy voice.




Tuesday, April 9, 2013

This kiss this kiss

Spring boarding off of my movie blog, and my deep love of mushy gushy romances. Some movies have the fantastic, romantic, ooye gooye romantic kiss. The moment where the whole movie becomes your favorite.

Here are my top ten, keep rewinding it, heart beating, awwww, best movie kisses.

10 - The Princess bride - Wesley and Buttercup. Who doesn't love a classic? What's better than a movie with chases, escapes and true love? Just don't read the book.

9 - He's just not that into you- Gigi and Alex.
" you are my exception" oh come on! How does that not melt you? It made me have a crush on Justin Long for crying out loud!!

8 - Dirty Dancing - Baby and Johnny Castle. Crawling towards each other to kiss while lip syncing... Ahhhhh mazing

7 - 16 candles- Sam and Jake. It's a teenage dream! Worst birthday ever, then the dreamiest guy in school shows up with a cake and a kiss. *sigh*

6 - Jerry McGuire - Jerry and Dorothy. Yes it's cheesy, yes it was predictable, but "You had me at hello" gets me every time!

5 - Ghost - Sam and Molly. What's more romantic than a goodbye kiss from you deceased love? *sniff sniff* not a dry eye.

4- Pitch Perfect - Jesse and Becca. This one is so high on my list, not just because the kiss, but the amazing Breakfast Club build up moment just before. My heart...

3 - Breakfast at Tiffany's- Holly and Paul. Because when a man goes looking for your cat in the rain... You just know its love!!

2 - The Empire Strikes Back - Han and Leia. "I love you!"
Han-"I know", ahh such a man! But what a moment!!! And then he's frozen in carbonite...

And THE NUMBER ONE best ever movie kiss / romantic moment!

1 - Notting Hill - Will and Anna. The whole thing is Amazing! "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

And then they all lived happily ever after.

Monday, April 8, 2013

I have a friend - the remix

A few years ago I wrote a blog about my friends.

I was reading it today, and was amazed at the changes that have taken place in my life in the last almost three years. ( it's that whole cycle theory) I'm thrilled that I have a few friends that have and continue to outlast the "rule".

Myself as well as the people close to me have changed and grown, so I felt compelled to revisit this post idea once more.

I'd like you to meet the most important people in my life..

These are my friends...

I have a friend who is my backbone ( which I need since I rarely have one of my own). She is not afraid to tell me how it is, she is honest, she is amazing, she runs through mud and fire for crying out loud! She even buys me beer!

I have a friend who knows me better than I know myself, she always knows when to call, goes with me to see NKOTB ( come on July!) She has amazing poise, drive and is probably the nicest person I know.

I have a friend who is my Jimminey Cricket, she makes me do the right thing even when I don't want to. She is wise and caring, and occasionally over the top. She is the Hutch to my Starsky.

I have a friend (x2) who make me laugh til I can't breathe. I am so grateful that her and her awesomely funny boyfriend have become such an important part of our lives, I just wish they lived closer. I'm glad that I finally got to really know these two amazing people that I've known forever.

I have a friend who has a tough exterior, but she has a gooey center. She can be sweet an kind, but Lord help you if you mess with her kids! She loves me and my insanity, even though I'm pretty sure the first thing I ever said to her was "So I hear you have a problem with my dog?"

I have a friend who is the poprocks in my milk shake! Her and her amazing hubby in such a short span of time have become family. No Christmas will ever be the same without them, with or without Goose.

I have a friend who has the heart the size of an ocean. She has been through so much #%?! in the past few years, but is still pushing forward. Even when I only see her for coffee occasionally, I know we are still there for each other. She is ridiculously good to me, and I love her so much!

I have a friend who is classy and sassy, is blunt, sincere, sarcastic, and loves so deeply. She's a rocking mom and I'm pretty sure she could run a marathon in her sparkly high heels.

I have a friend who makes everything happier. Yogurt is sweeter, songs are more harmonious, and the sun is brighter when she is around. I wish she was my neighbor, we'd stay up all night coloring.

I have a friend who we first bonded over our girls, but became the best of friends. We don't get to chat nearly enough, she lives way too far away, but she is my sister in my heart. Forever. Our lives fell on different tracks, her track went to Washington, but she is my family now and forever, and I love her and her kids more than anything.

I have a new friend. We just click! I'm still getting to know her, but can see us being lifelong friends! She funny, sweet and we have lots in common. Hope the navy keeps them here a while.

I have a friend who I miss. She was a warrior, she fought cancer, and 9 months ago lost the battle. Her inspiration and love will always live on in my heart. I will always miss her presence.

I have a friend who is my soulmate, my best friend, my hero. He is truly the love of my life and not a day goes by that I am not amazed by him. He loves me unconditionally and it's the most amazing gift I've ever been given. My husband, my love, my friend.
Thank you my friends, for being you! I hope you all know how much I love you.

Movies (Don't scare me)

I know a lot of people who think its fun to be scared.
Scary movies...
No thank you! I can't handle it! If it sounds scary, seems scary, has a spooky title, or plays an exorbitant amount of "something's gonna happen music", I'm not watching it!!!

I don't understand how scary is fun, scary is SCARY!!! You can't spell SCARE without SCAR, which is what I am for life, because I watched Psycho when I was 14. Showers still scare me! ( don't worry I have showered in the las 24 years, but it freaks me out every time.

Now the truly weird thing is I LOVE true crime shows... Forensic Files, that shtuff doesn't bother me at all. Celebrity Ghost stories, a Haunting, pure AWESOME! Sixth sense, Blaire Witch.... Not so much!!! Terrifies me, can't sleep.

Give me a good predictable romantic comedy, boy loves girl, girl has issues ( or boy does), boy gets girl in the end. Ahhhh gets me every time!!!

In other news I just watched Pitch Perfect, The Holiday and He's just not that into you *sigh* Love a good romantic scene ending kiss.

Yah its been a productive day, don't judge me.

Friday, April 5, 2013

50 things ( no not really)

So I was tagged in a blog, and was instructed to write 50 things that no one knows about me.....

*Crickets*

A couple things....

I talk sorta a lot.... ( or non stop )

People who have known me for more than 15 seconds... Know EVERYTHING about me...

After much thought here are (no where near 50) some things that you might not know about me.

I have an unnatural obsession with the New Kids on the block...
( oh ya knew that huh?? ) hmmmm


I like to be alone around people. I like to be alone, but not alone alone, alone with people around.

I write... A lot... Most things never see the light of day, but it's therapeutic.

Every time any of my kids do anything for me I say " thanks, you're my favorite." However doing this in public around strangers, gets you judged harshly.

I'm 5'5, I look tall from a distance though..

I really want to be a standup comedian.

I win a ridiculous amount of contests.. But never the lottery.. Boo

I don't have a favorite song, color or food.

I snap judge people when I meet them. However someone who I totally snap judged wrong is becoming one of my favorite people.

If I lived on the other coast Danny Wood would probably need a restraining order against me. Ok not really, I just think he's pretty.

If I'm not around little kids, I get sad.

I rub my legs together like a cricket when I'm super stressed... Does that make me crazy?

I have only a handful of people that I consider close friends, and they are my heart and soul.

I usually talk first and think later.

Ok I'm out, I can't think of anything else that people might not know about me. ;) learn anything new?