If you hang out in my house for any length of time, don't be alarmed if you hear any of the following...
On a side note, I just don't like people.
That picture is in Spanish.
I was thinking wrong generationally.
I don't date people, I hate people!
There was a bird in the back yard, it was like a finch, and I was gonna catch it and name it Frank... But it flew away.
I don't like loud people
-- You're loud---
I'm awesome though, I don't like non awesome loud people.
He's talking on an iPhone!!! He's a fake hobo!!! He's a fauxbo!!!
Well it's the best YOU'VE ever made it.
Who knew magic sounded so bad!
Wanna see me roll my stomach?
We didn't have any bread or peanut butter, so I made my sandwich with pound cake and frosting.
You realize, I was actually helping you by pooping with the door open...
You'll miss me when I move out in 2-8 years....
It's got Tom Stupid Cruise in it..
--"oh is that his middle name?"--
I'm on the afrin 12 step program
I want to smoke cigars, just enough to get a smooth raspy voice.