Better out than in

I could do word puzzles for hours on end and never get bored. Books eat me.  I mean they literally take over my life.  I can't focus on anything else or anyone else while I am reading.. it's sorta Never Ending Storyesque.. only I'm not a ten year old boy or sitting in a dumpster. This whole being up for orders thing has taught me a very valuable lesson.. MY KIDS NEED AN AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY LESSON!  Garrett said "If we can't stay in America, I want to go to Colorado" I could eat acorn squash everyday forever.. it's like such a cheater vegetable.. so good, it's like not eating a vegetable. I have Jury duty in March.. now excepting creative ways to get out of it.. They have hardshell DS cases at Radio Shack for 3$.. I was excited. The guy at Radio Shack REALLY wanted to sell me a phone. Insisted on showing me all the great phones he had... (I'm thinking of getting the Droid when my current plan is up in a few days) Watching Celebrity Ghos...

Ok kids the latest additon of THINGS MY KIDS SAY!! (all heard in the Eagle household in the last few days) "Mom if we are good, we can get neutereds!" M -"Neutered?" G -"Yah, ya know like Fig Neutereds!" M- "umm that's NEWTONS buddy" "Can you video tape me trying to chug a gallon of milk in two minutes?" " Do we have any thick elastic or surgical tubing? "I'm going to need a really big frog costume" *working on Homework* "we are working on the pythagorean theorem, it's kinda hard" G- "I learned that in Kindergarten!" "No you didn't MOOOOOOMMM Tell Garrett that he doesn't know the pythagorean theorem!!!" *points at sock* "you gonna eat that?" "Do we have school tomorrow?" -"yes" "are you sure?" -"yes" "mom, your so pretty.. your my favorite" "sooo do we have school tomorrow?"