Confessions of a wanna be rebel
I've recently come to terms with something...
Something that I've been called since I was little...
Something that I resented, and totally believed I wasn't...
Turns out.. In FACT
I am totally a goody goody!
I know I know.. I've tried not to be...
I want to be a rebel
the "bad girl"
but the fact remains...
I don't think I have a rebellious bone in my body.
After reflecting on past events in my life...
Even when I TRY to be ...
I can't..
FACTS
I like following the rules
I can't bring myself to park in the red zone
I married the second guy I ever kissed
I once got snarky with a cop who pulled me over... I wrote him a 2 page apology and took it to the police station.
If I've ever lied to you, I probably immediately told you..
I clean up after people I don't know in public places
I didn't drink a drop of alcohol until I was over 21
On my 21st birthday I had a milkshake
I got rear ended and told the insurance company they could list it as my fault because the guy who hit me was so sad
I like serving at the Ronald McDonald house, volunteering at my church, reading to little kids, and rescuing homeless animals.
Trying to think of ANYTHING sketchy that I do....
so here goes...
my rebel side...
I have a library book that is 6 YEARS over due
and sometimes when I'm by myself, I drive in the carpool lane.
SHOCKING
I know
I'm a wild child
Something that I've been called since I was little...
Something that I resented, and totally believed I wasn't...
Turns out.. In FACT
I am totally a goody goody!
I know I know.. I've tried not to be...
I want to be a rebel
the "bad girl"
but the fact remains...
I don't think I have a rebellious bone in my body.
After reflecting on past events in my life...
Even when I TRY to be ...
I can't..
FACTS
I like following the rules
I can't bring myself to park in the red zone
I married the second guy I ever kissed
I once got snarky with a cop who pulled me over... I wrote him a 2 page apology and took it to the police station.
If I've ever lied to you, I probably immediately told you..
I clean up after people I don't know in public places
I didn't drink a drop of alcohol until I was over 21
On my 21st birthday I had a milkshake
I got rear ended and told the insurance company they could list it as my fault because the guy who hit me was so sad
I like serving at the Ronald McDonald house, volunteering at my church, reading to little kids, and rescuing homeless animals.
Trying to think of ANYTHING sketchy that I do....
so here goes...
my rebel side...
I have a library book that is 6 YEARS over due
and sometimes when I'm by myself, I drive in the carpool lane.
SHOCKING
I know
I'm a wild child
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